Semi-conscious streaming of fragmented reality.
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Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, perhaps skydiving is not for you.

Phishingest hostname I've ever seen...

Got these links in phising e-mail today; probably don’t go there :)

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Paris Hilton weekend

  • Paris gets vagina insured!
  • Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in Lesbian Prison Romp
  • Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the “Nut” Cracker
  • Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby
  • Paris Hilton crowned ‘Miss Vagina 2008’
  • Paris Hilton Dumps Bimbo Act, Finds God, Turning a Charitable Leaf
  • Paris Hilton Feels Humiliated
  • Paris Hilton Finds God: God Issues Denial
  • Paris Hilton Gives Birth To Twins…Aliens
  • Paris Hilton goes down on New England Patriots
  • Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag
  • Paris Hilton Hates Nicole Richie
  • Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents
  • Paris Hilton Launches Cannabidiol Campaign
  • Paris Hilton Moved to Halfway House: Holiday Inn
  • Paris Hilton nothing but a filthy Hole - so says Clay Aiken
  • Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens
  • Paris Hilton strip searched, fails drug test
  • Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street
  • Paris Hilton violated by Gypsies
  • Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail
  • Paris Hilton welcomes Dick
  • Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize
  • Paris Hilton: “$4,500.00 for sex? Damn! And all this time I’ve been giving it away!”
  • Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open
  • Paris Hilton’s New Movie Sweeps the Oscars
  • Stephen Hawking defends Paris Hilton sex allegations
  • The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

MSNBC Breaking News

  • [audio] Mccain Vows To Withdraw All Troops From The U.S.
  • [video] The Real Iron Man
  • 14 missing girls found in basement of Iowa house
  • Americans loves to sue people
  • Arsenal buys Ronaldo from Man Utd
  • Bulimia Not The Same As Being A Greedy Bastard, Say Doctors
  • Bush ‘Troubled’ by Gay Marriges. Declares San Francisco Part of ‘Axis of Evil’
  • Bush Finally Reads Job Description
  • Damien Hirst pickles business manager
  • Elizabeth Taylor found murdered at home
  • Europeans dislike Americans attitudes
  • Even The New Yorker ‘Cartoon Dogs’ Are Pissed at the ‘Obama Cover’
  • Exclusive: Barack Obama Can Fly Through The Airl Like That Guy On Heroes
  • Find out the disorders in your personality with this test
  • Ford unveils latest 2 door design hatch
  • Home Office To Deport Anyone With Iq Below 100
  • Illegal Immigrants Seize Control Of The U.S.
  • Is Gay Bishop Bay Enough?
  • Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus
  • Mccain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus
  • McDonald’s Happy Meals In San Francisco To Include Gay Marrige License
  • Microsoft buys over AOL
  • NASA to use Space Shuttles to Kill Birds
  • No one killed in Bancroft, West Virginia Today
  • Paris Hilton Charges For Pussy
  • Poll: Congresss Opinion of Constituents at All-Time Low
  • Rupaul: Ron Paul Is My Brother!
  • Scientists Warn Of New Global Luke Warming Threat
  • Spongebob Denies Reports That Hes Gay
  • Three Italian College Students Purchase Kansas City Royals for 500 Euros
  • Too much freedom will destroy America
  • Ufos Sighted Over Uk
  • UK Government Put on ‘Special Measures’ - Private Managers to be Appointed
  • Unemployed To Be Used For Soup
  • Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy

Hofstadter's Law

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account.

Social gaming; I like to watch.

Social gaming; I like to watch.


I want one of those…

I want one of those…


I’ll shoot you, if you’re not already dead from laughing…
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I’ll shoot you, if you’re not already dead from laughing…
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